theflawless:

why do girls have fake pockets when guys can fit a laptop in theirs 

(Source: himelistic, via fake-mermaid)

sniffing:

i was 45 seconds late to class so i had to get a late pass and the entire process took me 15 minutes. now im 17 minutes late to class but at least i learned my lesson right

(via iwillmindfuckyou)

  • Cashier: That'll be $4.03
  • Me: I only have $4...
  • Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents
  • Me: ...........
  • Cashier: ........
  • Me: what are we?

me drawing traditional art

proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

(Source: proctalgia, via zackisontumblr)

hairandbrokenglasses:

okay google help me out

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okay but is that really the coolest of wait a fucking second

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hell fuckin yeah

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(via idkhumor)

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